Restore Balance

"I have awakened once again and I can can sense an immense evil unbalance in the energies. It seems the order hasn't been here for years! I guess this one was just fortunate enough to step into the summoning circle."

The girl looked down and felt her body

"This body is suitable. I suppose."

She picked up the sacred blade and left the cave into the snowy wilderness on her quest to return the balance of good and evil to the land.

Such A Prude

"Finally! Some time to myself! Ugh! This bitch was such a prude. Let's see what I'm working with here. Oh, yeah! These'll do just fine." Devin said as he took off Maddie's clothes and felt himself up.

Devin was a star athlete in his school and thought he could be with any girl he wanted, Unfortunately he wanted Maddie. She was a lesbian.

Undeterred, he kept trying to be with her until she finally told him that she didn't want to talk to him ever again. Devon was obsessed though. He tracked down an old shop that claimed to make dreams come true.

Devon explained the situation to the shopkeeper and a sly smile came across her wrinkled face, "Ahh, young misplaced love. This situation would be easier if you were older and didn't have a family that knew you so well. But, I am nothing if not a problem solver!" She grabbed a flower from the shelf behind her and asked for payment.

Devon gladly paid the price had it explained to him that if he ate a petal from this flower while thinking about Maddie he would be able to be with her.

Devon left the shop and immediately ate the flower. He felt tingly and eventually blacked out.

When he came to, he was in the school library and very confused. He had swapped into Maddie during book club and had caused a bit of a scene storming out of the reading circle holding his chest.

Maddie's family was very close and Devon had to sit through dinner and a bit of family time before finally being able to lock himself in Maddie's room and check out the goods.

Devon never complained that he was misled by the shopkeep. He did stop by to thank her.

Tattooed

Charlie didn't know what happened. He was getting hit on by this super hot chick at the bar on Easter and when they left, he was expecting to go to her house for some rabbit-style lovemaking. He doesn't remember much after getting into her van but he woke up in a costume and with a new ability: when he gets turned on, he transforms into the what he's thinking about. He hasn't got it completely under control yet but he's just enjoying the forms as they come now.

He didn't know that this was the work of an ancient and powerful witch Elizabeth Bunny. She lure drunk men into her van and get them tattooed with a special enchantment where they couldn't see it. Whenever she would activate the runes, the men would take one of the forms she programmed into them and then she would command an army of sexy bunnies to go spread joy around for the spring. After all Spring is time for biological growth and multiplication. The bunny costumes were a new tool in her repertoire, she found them to be particularly useful in the modern times.

Jinkies!

"Jinkies, Tom! If you think that, because you trapped as me as your fantasy girl, I'll have sex with you then you may have more in common with Daphne."

When Tom found a spell online to make his fantasy come true he gathered up all the ingredients and began the ritual. It failed and Tom soon learned that he needed a canvas to manifest the fantasy onto. He learned that living beings can add great energy to the ritual and cause it to complete in a better fashion. So, he planned to lure his friend Fred into the ritual circle. It was easy, all he had to do was promise free beer.

The ritual worked like a charm, Fred may have been a bit too thin because Velma wasn't as curvy when applied to him. Tom assumed the ritual failed because it didn't change Fred's mind enough, he was wrong. The girl in front of him was Velma through and through. He just didn't know Velma is a lesbian.

Post Pranks

"Voila! Çe Marche!" Pierre was excited whispering to himself, "Peut-être trop bien..."

Pierre was an eternal prankster and when he found a magic shop in Paris that claimed to sell real magical artifacts he knew exactly what to do: prank video!

He bought a scroll with a spell that could imbue an object with the power to drain dominant traits from whoever touched the object. Pierre was skeptical but after carefully reading the scroll and targeting the post in a crosswalk, the post glowed a brilliant blue color and faded back to normal. This excited Pierre and he waited all day for somebody to come by and touch it.

He didn't have to wait long as two American tourists were on their way down the street coming back from the Eiffel Tower. The two men were brothers and were playfully horsing around by shoving each other.

"Man, this place is kinda boring. Huh?" The one on the right said

"Yeah. But, mom wanted to come and she deserves this." Said the one on the left.

"What are you? Some kind of pussy?" Said the right brother in response to the right's answer. He shoved him hard and caused him to touch the enchanted post. Almost immediately, the post glowed a radiant red and the brother was no longer a brother. The brother on the right was taken aback by the bright red flash and lost his balance. He steadied himself on his former brother and saw another flash.

Turns out the enchantment works like a circuit and can move through other matter. The locals soon learned that this crosswalk is very interesting when it rains.

An A for Effort

"Oh yeah! I did it! Who's the best? Me!" Robert didn't care who was watching him joyfully dancing around. It wasn't his body anyway.

Robert had been a struggling student in wizard school. He could do a lot of physical magic but failed deeply at more mental magic. He was set to fail his exams and have his powers stripped of him for not showing enough of a mastery.

He came up with a foolproof plan. He'd posses his mentalism instructor's body and change his grade so that he could graduate and nobody would be the wiser. The ironic part is that his excitement set off a lot of suspicion and he ended up getting suspended even though advanced possession  would've been enough to pass his mentalism course.

Too High

"Oh, no! I...I can't reach it!" Billy was messing around with his mother's spell books and after a particular spell he dropped the book and his new shoes weren't allowing him to reach down and grab it.

He'll have a lot of practice in those heels though as his mother just returned from her quick errand and would discover her new daughter in a few minutes.

Innate Ability

"O....K." I said catching my balance after everything suddenly shifted, "These are new." I stared the huge breasts now protruding from my chest, tucked snugly into the soft, tight, pink dress I now wore.

"Woof? WOOF! Woof..." I heard a dog from behind me.

I spun around as fast as I could in these heels and saw the dog struggling to stand and looking very confused.

"Matt?" I asked the dog.

"WOOF! Grrrr!" It responded.

"It's not my fault! Even if I did know what I was doing, it's called chaos magic for a reason!" I said to the dog.

My friend Matt found a book among his late grandfather's belongings. His grandfather was an old explorer, he traveled all over the world collecting a large collection of curios from all corners of the world. This particular book looked like it would make a cool Halloween decoration. It was written in an archaic language that seemed to be Some kind of Proto-English. I guessed that it was some kind of spell book.

I was very skeptical and decided to go for the ultimate test and try one of the pages that were marked with red ink and had liner notes from his grandfather saying something about unpredictable chaos magic. I read the first page aloud and now Matt and I are in our current situation.

The only good that came from this is that now I don't seem to have any trouble reading the book. The problem is that, now that I can read it, I'm realizing that I'm innately attuned to chaos magic and so any spell I cast will have random consequences.

I don't know how to break that news to Matt that there might be an even worse fate than dog if we try to turn him back. Or that I've decided that I don't want to change back.

Surprise Girl's Night

"What the hell!" I shouted as I suddenly lost my balance. I hadn't yet noticed the change in the pitch of my voice.

"C'mon, Sarah! We had other plans!" I heard a female voice speak exasperatedly from the left of me where my friend Seth had been standing.

Seth's long time girlfriend had just come home from her job as Seth and I were heading out to the sports bar to get some drinks and watch the fight.

"Well, you can still do them. I need to tag along and vent about my idiot boss." She quipped and motioned at herself. Her casual black clothing shimmered and faded into a more formal outfit, "Okay! Let's get going, girls!" She said and started walking out the door.

"What about Jim? He's never been a woman before and I think he might fall if I let him go." The girl I assume used to be Seth called out to Sarah.

I was just now starting to realize what had happened to me and I was too focused on the new feelings I was receiving to pay attention to Sarah as she said something and waved her hands at me. I must've got way to drunk at the bar because that's the last thing I remember from that night.

Everything else is in fragments. I was at the sports bar, I know who won the main event and how. I remember that Sarah was having issues with her new supervisor because he's a jerk that tries to micromanage her every move.

I feel really bad for her. I also feel like I've been feeling unnaturally empathetic since that night and I can't seem to walk passed a women's clothing store without staring at the heels for a strange amount of time for a guy.

Surely being turned into a chick for the night must've been a drunk dream. Right?

When Mom's Away

"The medallion does great work, huh?" Todd said pulling out his phone to film the busty woman staring at herself in the bathroom mirror.

"Hell, yeah!" She giggled and posed and for the camera, "This jacket looks familiar. Where did you get it from?"

"Oh, I found it in the attic." Todd replied still distracted with his filming.

"My attic?" She began to question but they were interrupted by a door opening

"Jason! I'm home!" Jason's mom announced down the hall.

Unfortunately Jason was currently in the form of his mother from her high school days and would be stuck that way for 12 hours.

Dealing With Tardiness

"I'm sorry! It ws n mrgncy nd u wrnt wkn up." I read the text on my wife's cell phone.

"You know I hate it when you text like that from my number. Honestly I think I hate that more than waking up in the wrong body." I replied.

The alarm would've woke me up, it's pretty much the only thing that does. But, her instructor was angry and told her to be there no matter what she had to do.

"I tried to cast that teleport spell I was practicing, but I forgot the word order. So, I had to do the only I know I'm good at." She text back still apologizing.

"It's fine. Just be careful." I sent back.

My wife is a witch-in-training. It's pretty cool most of the time. But, she is very absentminded. That's not a great trait to have when wielding magic you don't fully understand and can't fully control for "homework". Also not a great trait to have when tasked with setting an alarm to wake up early so she wouldn't be tardy to class again.

This body swap spell does get cast a lot. I'm glad she can see her strengths. Now if only she could recognize her weaknesses and work on those so I can be more secure in knowing that I'll wake up male. Or human.

Long story. I guess I better do laundry so I don't have to go through that again.

Herbology

"Alright. So, adding these flowers to the concoction turns my hair orange. Good to know."

A few days ago I came across a book in a dumpster. The title was a series of strange glyph markings that I'd never seen before and the binding looked old. Thinking I had stumbled upon something valuable, I took the book home and attempted to get the garbage smell and pizza stains off of it.

As I was flipping through the pages, I noticed that the writing inside the book was in English. This book was full of recipes. The recipes had no titles. Just lists of ingredients and times.

I decided to try and make one of the recipes. I'm far from a botanist but my apartment had a shared garden that had a lot of flowers and luckily it had the right ones for one of the recipes in the book. Little did I know that it was a turn a man into into a woman potion. The moment I added the final ingredient, 7 rose petals, there was a huge puff of pink smoke. It obscured my vision and when it cleared, I was a bit shorter and a lot more female.

Since that day, I've been experimenting with other recipes in the book hoping to find a way to change back. So far I've found a way to make a person have all of their clothing disappear except for their underwear, a way to magically apply permanent makeup and now a way to change somebody's hair color. I'm starting to understand why this book ended up in the dumpster.

The Taboo of Romance Novels

My wife kept a stash of romance novels in a secret compartment behind her bookshelf. I told her she didn't need to hide her literature from me and that I'm fully understanding of her kinks. She told me that they are secured for my safety.

I thought, "How bad could these possibly be?" and sneaked into her study one day while she was at work and broke into the stash.

I Picked up the first one I saw. It was an erotic tale about a woodsman living in a secluded cabin who picked up a maiden who had gotten lost walking in the woods. He offered her shelter until the snow cleared up and he could help find a way back to her castle.

Halfway through the book I heard a noise, my wife was home and coming through the door. I set the book down and realized I'm not going to be able to sneak away from this situation unnoticed.

Stream Dream

"Bye bye- Oh, I gotta do this again otherwise this shirt is gonna be like, 'Hello, everybody'."

I let out a relieved sigh after turning the webcam off. This all started when I made fun of a girl doing a Twitch stream that my girlfriend was watching.

"She doesn't improve the platform. She's just getting by on her looks and alienating all of us real gamers." I said to my girlfriend. She was not pleased with that attitude and she let me know it.

"You think you wouldn't do that too if you were in that position?" She said annoyed.

"No, I'm confident in my abilities and don't need any physical boosts." I replied.

"We'll see about that." She said smiling menacingly

The next thing I know I'm waking up in an unfamiliar room. It was messy and the walls were covered in posters from special editions of games. I moaned, still groggy and confused.

"Huh?" I clasped my hands over my mouth, "Why do I sound like a girl?" I sprung from the bed and began examining my body. As I walked to a mirror I realized that I was that girl streamer my girlfriend was watching.

I decided to try my best to prove myself right and held a family friendly stream. It was challenging with this girl's wardrobe, but I made it a success and I was proud of myself.

I sat at the computer for about an hour after I ended the stream, still playing games and hoping to be swapped back soon. It's already past midnight and I'm beginning to think my girlfriend is still unconvinced.