Girl Water

"That's right, guys! with just a few treatments of this delicious Girl Water you too can have a sweet ass like this. Don't forget to test out all of your new sensory inputs, some stuff may surprise you."

Herbology

"Alright. So, adding these flowers to the concoction turns my hair orange. Good to know."

A few days ago I came across a book in a dumpster. The title was a series of strange glyph markings that I'd never seen before and the binding looked old. Thinking I had stumbled upon something valuable, I took the book home and attempted to get the garbage smell and pizza stains off of it.

As I was flipping through the pages, I noticed that the writing inside the book was in English. This book was full of recipes. The recipes had no titles. Just lists of ingredients and times.

I decided to try and make one of the recipes. I'm far from a botanist but my apartment had a shared garden that had a lot of flowers and luckily it had the right ones for one of the recipes in the book. Little did I know that it was a turn a man into into a woman potion. The moment I added the final ingredient, 7 rose petals, there was a huge puff of pink smoke. It obscured my vision and when it cleared, I was a bit shorter and a lot more female.

Since that day, I've been experimenting with other recipes in the book hoping to find a way to change back. So far I've found a way to make a person have all of their clothing disappear except for their underwear, a way to magically apply permanent makeup and now a way to change somebody's hair color. I'm starting to understand why this book ended up in the dumpster.

Too Excited

When I learned that the strange chemical that had the effect of changing somebody's gender on contact had disastrously leaked into the town's water supply. I may have been a little overzealous in preparing myself to achieve my dream of becoming a real woman.

I probably should've bought more than one outfit and I probably should've taken it off before getting in the contaminated water.